Robert J. Elisberg: Unborn in the USA
Given that the number of unborn is currently unknown, it could reach the trillions -- or gazillions -- and should all those unborn give their grateful loyalty upon birth (should it occur) to the religious far right, the Republican Party could overwhelm elections through eternity.
Robert J. Elisberg: Republicans Wave the White Flag
When presidential races deal with civil rights, poverty, national defense, education, foreign relations, energy, terrorism, and social justice - the GOP wants to talk about contraceptives. The only people who talk about contraceptives this much are teenage boys.
Robert J. Elisberg: How the GOP Has Turned Itself Into GOOP
This isn't an accident that such an empty assemblage is running to lead the Republican party. This is precisely who the GOP has been pushing to the forefront as its loudest voices for the past three years.
Robert J. Elisberg: The Reality of Post-9/11 Thinking
To be told repeatedly that the 9/11 tragedy "brought us together as a nation" demeans what the legacy of 9/11 truly was. Because in truth, the tragedy of 9/11 could have brought us together as a nation, but instead it has been used as a wedge to divide us.
Robert J. Elisberg: Dumping Out the Garbage
I was out of town for the past three weeks, and so a few stories slipped through the cracks. I thought it would be best...
Robert J. Elisberg: What "Cutting the Debt" Is Really About
When you declare "Everything is on the table" and "All of us must sacrifice" -- and the only thing you take off the table is raising taxes on the wealthy -- then the only sacrifice you are actually asking for is from those who can least afford it.
Robert J. Elisberg: Sarah Palin and Her Revolutionary Thinking
For some reason, Sarah Palin loves doubling down. For some reason, she thinks that two wrongs actually do make a right. What two wrongs do when you repeat them is show you're wrong twice.
Robert J. Elisberg: Vote Republican. (Read the Warning Label First.)
If you want to see who the Republican Party truly is, then give them everything they want. In four years, the nation will feel so demeaned, the GOP will cease to exist.
Robert J. Elisberg: Republicans Discover That Life Sucks
That sucking sound you've been hearing is Republican presidential hopefuls going down the drain. Professional strength Liquid Plumber couldn't help now.
Robert J. Elisberg: The Road to Hell is Also Paved With Bad Intentions
As a young man, Jon Kyl, the Republican junior senator from Arizona, was convicted of selling heroin, and he spent eight months in federal prison....
Robert J. Elisberg: Here’s Another Nice Mess You’ve Gotten Yourselves Into…
It's near-impossible to imagine most Americans looking at the platform the Republican Party is pushing and thinking, "Yes! This is what I want my America to stand for. That's the party for me!"
Robert J. Elisberg: Every Child Left Behind
Several years ago, I had a realization: conservatives don't care about education. It's a generalization, I admit. And sounds outlandish. Yet for the past 60...

