Never mind that within Republican ranks sit the following incumbents:
- David "Diapers" Vitter
- John "I screwed my top aide's wife (and she was also a staffer!)" Ensign
- Mark "Hiking the
AppalachianArgentine Trail" Sanford
Never mind that just 48 hours ago Republican House Leader John Boehner's leadership office was embracing Eric...

Rep. Eric Massa, a freshman Democrat in the House, announced Wednesday that he will leave Congress at the end of this term rather than run for re-election as planned.