Cartoon: Christie to track immigrants like FedEx

Flailing GOP candidate NJ Governor Chris Christie is trying to out-Trump Trump, and so has proposed tracking immigrants like FedEx packages. Christie even fantasized that if elected (yeah, right) he would bring in the head of FedEx Frederick Smith to help him with this problem. Presumably the unobtrusive Big Federal Government of Republican Chris Christie would insert microchips into immigrants so that they don’t overstay their visas. Or there’s another option, a guy named Adolph something tried it in the 1930s and 40s in Germany to keep track of certain people… “Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.” And be big fat jerks.

Cartoon: Trumpacabra

There is a frightening creature roaming around your animal pen… It’s the legendary bloody goatsucker Donald Trump! He attacks Latino voters constantly, but his diet includes women, immigrants, newscasters and prisoners of war. And he takes no prisoners! Beware, because the Trumpacabra is coming for YOU next!

Cartoon: Trumpacabra

There is a frightening creature roaming around your animal pen… It’s the legendary bloody goatsucker Donald Trump! He attacks Latino voters constantly, but his diet includes women, immigrants, newscasters and prisoners of war. And he takes no prisoners! Beware, because the Trumpacabra is coming for YOU next!

Cartoon: Trump voter wall

That’s right! Donald Trump has a plan for everything, and all his plans are FANTASTIC! Immigration? Build a border wall! Who’s gonna pay for it? Why, Mexico will pay for it! Sure! Even after the fuzzy headed candidate called Mexican immigrants rapists and drug dealers, and declaring that he will deport all 11 million undocumented immigrants and deny their U.S. citizen children their birthright! All Donald Trump is building a wall that will prevent Latinos from voting for the GOP.

Cartoon: Republican Guns 2016


Sure, it seems like there are a lot of Republicans running for president, but that doesn’t even include the guns who are also trying to get to the Oval Office. As the candidates try to out-tough and out-gun each other, it turns out that the sixteen candidates own at least 40 guns. That’s quite a candidate-to-gun ratio.

Poor Ted Cruz seems to have a weird AR-15 bacon grease fetish as you’ve probably seen by now, and it turns out the candidate named Lindsey has one of the biggest arsenals. (He must be making up for his time as a lawyer in the Air Force who received dubious promotions.) This would all be ridiculously comical if the candidates’ actions, on the campaign trail and in their various day jobs, didn’t actually have an impact on our nation’s gun policy. It would be much funnier if so many people weren’t getting killed

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Cartoon: Great white hunter gets his trophy

The Great White Hunter Donald Trump has bagged his biggest trophy yet- the Republican Party. He hasn’t exactly captured it though, he wants that head on the wall of his future oval-shaped office, no doubt.

Cartoon: Donkey & Elephant support their early favorites

The 2016 Presidential Campaign is already in full swing and the early favorites are starting to gain steam. Why, here’s the Democratic Donkey and the Republican Elephant both proudly displaying their preferred choices for their respective opponents ultimate candidate!